What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Goldfinger

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why won't my mom let me come home if I'm homeless?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

I told my 13-year-old daughter that she should never start a fight, but has my permission to end it. She got suspended for ending a fight that some other girl picked with her by hitting her then retreating. How do I handle the school’s response?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-J W Pepper

Diamonds Are Forever

How do I stop my 12-year-old daughter from crying herself to sleep? I have punished her and she still does it.

Dr No

-”She is very sexyful!”

From Russia With Love

What toxic behavior has been normalized by society?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-All the bad guys are black.

Which scene is considered the most difficult to watch in each of Quentin Tarantino's movies?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What celebrity do you admire the most?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Ah so!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

What was your biggest culture shock going to Europe?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Moonraker

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What should a young woman do to control sagging breasts?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Octopussy

What blowjob techniques do you use for your man to cum inside your mouth?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

You Only Live Twice

A View to a Kill

Why is the Middle East prone to terrorism?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Live and Let Die